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Last week marked one year since Amazon announced that they are opening up their relationship with Seattle. We've had a lot of feelings since then—some good, some bad—but instead of standing up for ourselves or even playing a little bit of hard to get, like all good cucks, we've mostly stood in the corner and watched as Jeff Bezos fucked our wife.
Mystery man that he is, Bezos still has not announced who will be his next lover. Will it be Nas
Last week marked one year since Amazon announced that they are opening up their relationship with Seattle. We've had a lot of feelings since then—some good, some bad—but instead of standing up for ourselves or even playing a little bit of hard to get, like all good cucks, we've mostly stood in the corner and watched as Jeff Bezos fucked our wife.
Mystery man that he is, Bezos still has not announced who will be his next lover. Will it be Nas