by Dan Savage
MAN CRATES!
Because a gift bag is a scrotum in disguise and the placement of a bow on a tastefully wrapped package is secret gay code for "STICK THAT DICK IN ME ALREADY I AM LITERALLY DYING FOR IT OH GOD COCK I WANT COCK." But a MAN CRATE is 100% no homo, bro. Remember, fellas: fists are for bumping, not humping.[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]
MAN CRATES!
Because a gift bag is a scrotum in disguise and the placement of a bow on a tastefully wrapped package is secret gay code for "STICK THAT DICK IN ME ALREADY I AM LITERALLY DYING FOR IT OH GOD COCK I WANT COCK." But a MAN CRATE is 100% no homo, bro. Remember, fellas: fists are for bumping, not humping.[ Comment on this story ][ Subscribe to the comments on this story ]